Another lame joke...

A young man and his new bride chose to honeymoon in the Holy Land. Unfortunately his horribly meddlesome mother-in-law insisted on coming along. While in Jerusalem, the mother-in-law unexpectedly died and the son-in-law found himself in a funeral home, making arraignments.

The undertaker said, “We can ship the deceased back to the States for $2000, or if you like, we can have her buried here for $150.

“Let’s ship her back to the States” the young man decided.

“Are you sure?” the undertaker asked. “That’s an awful lot of money, and I can assure you that we really do a very nice burial here.”

“Look,” says the son-in-law, “two thousand years ago you buried another guy here and three days later he rose again from the dead. I just can’t take that chance!”